Dan Cummins with a snark laden look at a
lesser superhero, out in his cornfield.
O’l Spidey is a decent enough crime fighter
when he’s got some sky scrapers around,
but when you take the buildings away he’s
just a wannabe…
Monthly Archives: December 2024
It’s All in the Numbers!

The Loan Arranger
A slightly dated, but strangely appealing, comedy
sketch from back in the National Lampoon Radio
Hour days, early 1970’s.
John Belushi stars as the Space Captain, Brian
Doyle-Murray is the bank officer.
Hilarity ensues, after some intense introspection…
Open the Window…See if He’s Ticklish!

A Christmas Carol
The immortal Tom Lehrer with a classic holiday
tune of impending doom.
More or less.
Some great lines here, Tom has always been one
of the best lyricists on the planet…
The F.B.I….That’s a Federal Crime!

The Quandary of an Unsliced Pizza
Kyle Kinane with a humorous look at loneliness, poor
decision making, and the will to continue living.
It gets a bit depressing, he breaks down on stage, weeps
uncontrollably, gets bitter, throws stage props at the
audience and runs out the back door, kicking a puppy
as he stumbles into the parking lot.
Somehow I can’t see him as the national Zoloft spokesman…
Santa is Very Accommodating!

Sanity Claus
A classic Scene from the Marx Brother’s 1935 classic movie
A Night at the Opera.
So many great one-liners in this movie, it’s tough to
list them all.
Groucho and Chico at their best and corniest…
Doggo Wet on Santa…Santa Wet on Doggo…Santa Looks Wasted!

