It’s that time of year again!
Larry Weaver with an ode to the fried dough
chewing, cotton candy munching, bandana wearing,
farm babes we all know and lust after.
Did I get enough stereotypes in on that one?
I jest, but it’s actually better than going to
Walmart, there’s something about flip flops
and cow manure that really turns me on.
Yes, I take meds…why do you ask?