Andy Breckman with a humorous little tune
about discovery, dating, marriage,
having children and lying like crazy to them
so you don’t have to explain anything painful!
I typed the above as a humorous lead-in but
after I think about, it’s pretty darned accurate.
We all lie to our kids, that’s perfectly normal.
We have to hone our craft so as not to get caught.
This is America, it’s okay to be unethical as long
as you don’t get bagged… (sigh)