Dan Cummins can be a little dark and cynical.
Okay, a lot dark and cynical.
I have to agree with him on this one, the web slinger
is overrated, not at all effective unless surrounded by
high rise buildings and large bridges.
Besides, he’s horrible with the ladies and I hear dogs
don’t really like him either.
Rumor has it Aunt May thinks he’s a gimp.
It’s almost like a radioactive worm nibbled him.
Could be me…