Whiskey or Perfume

From his 2012 New in Town recording, John Mulaney
with a classic bit about why he no longer drinks alcohol.
A similar thing happened to my grandmother way back
when, she guzzled a glass of liquid she thought to be wine.
It was a floating candle.
She did not see the wick.
That was not a good day for Grandma.
Nor, apparently, was it a good day for John either…

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