Poetry and Scuba Diving

Emo Philips, a mammal of high repute, is a top
notch stand-up comedian.
He’s been around a while but he can still make
milk spray out of your nose.
He’s wanted in eighteen states for doing just that.
Just sayin’.
Here’s a nice slice of what he can do.
I mean, think about it, I can’t give you a slice of
what he CAN’T do.
Well, maybe.
Here’s Emo not doing the lead vocal on Van Halen’s
Hot for Teacher…


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