Todd Yohn with an upbeat tune about extraterrestrials.
When you factor in all the unwanted probing it’s still a
good time had by all.
It’s always the Bubba’s isn’t it?
You never see this…”I was just leaving a lecture on
theoretical physics by Stephen Hawking when I looked
towards the stars and saw a rather advanced space vehicle
of some kind hovering above the university…”
Maybe space aliens are looking for the crackers because
they feel sorry for them, being not that bright and all.
They could be so advanced that nobody has to actually
learn anything by going to school, and all you need is a
“capsule of knowledge” inserted directly into where the
sun don’t shine.
That would explain the probing, checking for size…