Not what I’d call a legit food, but what do I know?
Technically it will keep the vultures away, but just barely.
Still, 100 million college students can’t be wrong.
No wait, did I just type that?…

Andy Breckman with a warning song.
Kinda like a warning shot, but less painful.
That was pretty thoughtful of Andy…

Pete Correale with a look at marital non-bliss.
You have your ups, and you have your downs.
The secret is getting down with your ups…

Homer encounters a weasel.
Of the automobile variety.
You live, you learn!
Usually…

The Amoeba People want you to learn.
About everything.
Let’s start with up there, that thing you sleep on,
and the ugly mug you see in the bathroom mirror
every morning.
You have to begin somewhere…