On days like these I need perspective.
This ditty, written and sung by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame,
is just what the doctor ordered.
Why are we here, indeed…

John Heffron has children, you can tell.
He knows the tricks, and the trade…

To the rest of the world this is known as Football.
In this country it is known as “running around for
no apparent reason!”.
It’s all about perspective…

Uncle Bonsai understands the connection between Pom-Poms
and the need for D.A.R.E. programs.
Makes sense to me, if you enjoy wearing really short skirts, and
being thrown through the air, you are probably high on something.
Meetings are on Wednesday nights, church basement, 8pm…

Jim Gaffigan with a lament of sorts.
Could be just a minor quibble, but I think not.
More of a night guy…