A humorous piece by Dana Gould.
Some great lines here, you will use them often.
I…Hate…You…

You Sunk my Battleship!
That series of movies was a breath of fresh air when they came out.
Alex Winter was always a character, loved him in Idiot Box, an old
MTV show that had him at his peak.
And Keanu Reeves, an actor that took his career further down the
road than most folks thought he would.
I heard that someone killed his dog.
The boys have to challenge the Grim Reaper to avoid buying the farm.
William Sadler plays the Hell out his role as “Death”.
Word has it he’s gotten way better at playing bass…

A culinary classic from Todd Yohn.
It’s a known fact, you are what you eat.
If that is indeed the case, I am an evil pizza
with loads of snark, and extra cheese…

Richard Jeni with a very humorous look at those that levy the rules.
I saw this live on stage at the Montreal Comedy Festival a while
back, a one man show he deserved mightily.
One of the very best, some great lines here…

Robot Chicken with a winning field goal at the buzzer!
Charlie finally got his due…