A classic tune of musical mirth from Heywood Banks.
And a fine piece of advice after all is said and done.
And you wonder why salad bars are no longer a
common item in restaurants…

Michael Somerville with a look at long term pillow snuggling.
I believe that is the scientific term for that phenomenon.
I was a victim of LTPS in my younger days.
My Bed Head was the stuff of legends!
I am better now…

Brian Doyle-Murray shows us some stage time.
From the 1970’s classic National Lampoon Radio
Hour show.
A man walks into a nightclub with a beautiful
girl on his arm…

Ain’t that the truth!
And the process continues.
On the surface that line seems like a Throw-A-Way statement.
In reality, that’s the only thing that has propelled society
forward…stupidity!
Make no mistake, when I say “forward” I really mean to say
“along”, while there certainly is movement it is usually not a
progression, more of a stumbling onward approach.
Someone far smarter than myself once stated that “Those
who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it”.
The Arrogant Worms with a history lesson…

You can tell it’s been cold out lately, I’m doing penguin jokes.
Already had a sub zero temp this year, and it wasn’t even
Winter yet!
To offset this cosmic travesty of epic proportions I insist that
there be a 80 degree day in February.
I’m writing a letter!
In the meantime Kellen Erskine has some observations…