The Arrogant Worms with a Summer tune with all the fixin’s.
It’s got water, wildlife, father/son play, optimism, and top
notch tips on nutrition.
Wholesome activities abound…
Author Archives: michael
Heh-Heh…

One Big Towel
A humorous offering from Michael Somerville.
We don’t need no steen-king Towels…
Krusty’s Side Job…Selling Cutlery!

Screw the Audience Simpson Clips
A fine compilation of painfully funny Simpson moments
that are sure to have your hamsters rolling on the ground
in joy and merriment.
Except for the rather sickly one, in the wheel. with a gun in
it’s mouth.
I don’t think he’s feeling good…
Sounds Fair!

Lawn Dart
Let the Summer novelty begin!
Ed’s Redeeming Qualities with a fairly well done
tune about sharp things, accident prone people,
and the EMTs that love them.
One ten year old kid takes a dart to the noggin’
and the powers that be yank all of the toys of
death and destruction off the shelves!
They should make you take an aptitude test.
If you pass you can purchase lawn darts.
If you fail, you get a big bag of marshmallows…
The Suit’s a Nice Touch!

Being Tough
Red Green wants you to Man Up.
It’s probably the right thing to do, when you think about it.
I may have to ask my wife first though…
Reluctance, Make Way for Productivity…

