Weird Al Yankovic with a bouncy tune about not having everything together.
To say the least.
Some groaner lines here…

The Whitest Kids U’ Know with a sketch about
being made to do things against your will.
Keeping in mind that ants are jerks because we
never invite them to picnics.
If we only gave them a little potato salad and a
and an ear of corn every so often…

Andrew Norelli with a humorous bit about learning
valuable lessons.
“No, I’m not going to do that…” has been my battle
cry for decades.
Usually followed by “On second thought…”

King Missile with a cautionary tale of Diabetic woe.
I likes me some cheesecake, but if I consumed half
my body weight in C-Cakes my metabolism would
spike like the winning touchdown ball in the Super Bowl…

Or, 9 ways you can make a pineapple TALK!
That’s what this is REALLY all about.
YSaC hates fruits and vegetables!
A Cooking web site indeed…