Andy Berckman with a pretty nifty tune about your creation
not following your script.
In a very humorous way…

Juston McKinney with a look at public schools, and why
they aren’t that bad.
More or less, I waded through the confusion, and that was
what I got out of it.
A humorous look at parenting…

The Frantics with a look at being just a tad bit too Gung ho.
I mean, there’s military and there’s this guy…

The late, great Victor Buono with a caloric lament.
He was a very heavy guy, he died early in life, at the age of 43.
6′ 4″ and 400 pounds is a rather large human being.
A piece of trivia…He was a villain in the 1960’s Batman
television series, his King Tut was as campy as you can imagine…

Cy Amundson with a superb story about two of his friends.
Sounds like they shouldn’t have either baby or feline.
I’m not telling them.
Some minor expletives contained therein.
Wrap any small children you may have with cellophane
and bury them in the back yard, just in case…