Kurt Weitzmann with a pretty darned good parody
of your typical hostage negotiator.
The twins always get it first, they are so lucky!
Some good lines here…

Long time listeners of the show know that this piece
is a classic Summer stand-up bit that just kills!
Christopher Titus is as real as you can get, he tells it
like it is and you know he’s not lying.
Not to mention that he is one FUNNY man.
A few naughty words in this one, your mom needs
to sigh a permission slip if you want to continue.
This is hilarious, and THE reason he quit drinking at
the age of seventeen…

I used to love Lawn Darts, until some knob decided it would
be a great idea to play madly with lots of children around.
That’s what this song by Ed’s Redeeming Qualities is all about.
I like these folks, they are no longer together, but their works
most certainly live on…

A delicious diatribe by G. Xavier Robillard.
He gets pretty in-depth, adding much scientific analysis
to the proceedings.
Not to worry, you’ll find it quite tasteful…

Juston McKinney tells it like it is.
Which is a very good thing, he’s a pretty funny guy.
This story is humorous, but it is not something you
want to hear every day…