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YSaC: Juicy Grilled Burgers

You Suck at Cooking with some grilling tips for those
that prefer things that are not hotdogs.
I’m a vegetarian myself, I’d rather eat a salad with all the
fixin’s, but I understand.
There was a time when I indulged, no longer.
About half way through he kinda loses it, punches the cameraman,
and starts to babble on about how his shoes are too tight and how
he can’t find a decent cup of coffee anymore.
He then falls to the floor weeping uncontrollably.
On the plus side the burger comes out pretty good…

Drunk Confidence

Pete Lee is getting better all the time.
He started off pretty good, settled down a bit, not as dark now.
After a while you can feed off his energy, it comes from optimism
and not mania, a healthier source of fuel.
He understands alcohol…

Cat at Home

Andrew Lloyd Webber has been rumored to eat live rats whole
before consuming an entire box of white wine before bed.
Apparently this is the source of his inspiration when he creates
his thoroughly obnoxious musicals.
The only other logical explanation is that he hates mankind
and through his stage offerings punishes us for our perceived evils.
Robot Chicken has answers…