Author Archives: michael

Mexicans

Shane Mauss is a very funny fellow.
He was a bit uneven when he first started out but he
has found focus and things have worked out quite well.
He’s a pretty smart guy, he’s learning as he goes and his
material has improved considerably.
A couple of profanities, nothing you need to create any
animal sacrifices to appease the gods for, but just in case
I’d clean the elephant gun and keep an eye out for the
dog next door that barks all night long in his back yard…

The Kretchma

Gotta love Darby O’Gill with Scott Messer singing lead.
A fabulous little tune about a woman with large
hands, who can’t carry a tune for the life of her.
And something about a wibrator…

Mary’s Toaster

A short but humorous scene from Police Squad, the 1982
television series starring Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebin.
This has some great lines, with the usual stereotypes
thrown in for good measure.
Mary has terrible taste in hand bags…

Trying To Not Shake That Baby

Nate Bargatze seems confused.
He had heard it was “Shaken, not Stirred”, but that’s for a
martini not for a small defenseless infant.
I hope to god there’s no babies in the room when he gets
thirsty, could be a problem!
Nate should probably wait to have children…

The Last Man on Earth to Get the Cooties

I just love to hear this stuff from serious artists.
Especially when it comes from someone as great
as Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours.
It’s a great story, albeit a little on the whimsical side.
I had cooties once, It cleared up when I got married.
Cured one problem, not sure there’s one for the other…