A Monty Python “A” shelf effort from the best.
Michael Baldwin…Bruce!
I am indeed in charge of the sheep dip…

Michael Somerville with a humorous look at fisticuffs.
I prefer head noogies until somebody wets themselves.
I’m that kind of guy…

A Heywood Banks original.
Yep, he’s to blame for this monstrosity.
Kidding, it’s actually a decent tune, it’s
the subject matter that is less than stellar.
I have more ants living in my kitchen than
exist in all the anthills west of the Mississippi.
I exaggerate, but only slightly.
When ant families have picnics do you think
at some point during the eating a fat, bald
guy from Minnesota crawls onto their picnic
table and eats all the potato salad?
Asking for a friend…

The absolute best way to chase, tackle, subdue, and
completely emasculate a young, strapping pomegranate.
Once complete the word will go out that YOU are the
John Wick of the fruit world, and the next time you yell
at one of the little red bastards to get off of your lawn,
they WILL vacate the premises immediately!
If you don’t put your foot down now tomorrow it just
might be grapefruits wanting a piece of the action…

A live version of a pretty darned good bit of stand-up
by one of the best on the circuit, Greg Warren.
Greg’s got all that you need to be a top notch comedian.
He is getting better all the time.
Some great lines here…