Red Green really calls this one.
Perfect eyesight should not be a goal from middle age onward.
He has much wisdom, thankfully he shares it…

A Max Splodge “Rub the Bottle and Hope the Genii Likes You” wish for the ages.
There are fantasies about cycling down the road with the wind in your face.
And there’s this…

There are so many inside jokes in the movie Rango it’s hilarious.
But that’s the point, isn’t it?
Lots of references to adult situations that are so obscure you
benefit mightily from repeat viewing.
I like flicks like that.
When in doubt just follow the pipe…

Dan Cummins is not the kind of guy you want to create an
ad campaign for proper dental health.
I mean, it would probably work, but abject fear really is not
the correct path to take here.
The Charlie Manson approach to brushing your teeth might
be a bit much for your average child…

A Shel Silverstein tune about making sure the woman you
want to settle down with is right for you.
Does she look good in a bathing suit?
Does she like the water?
Does she smell like haddock?
These are all questions you need the answers to…