I don’t think I’ve posted this one before, me bad.
This is a classic by any standard, even more so
considering it’s a George Carlin creation.
He was the #1 stand-up comedian of all time in
my book, prolific as all Hell and twice as humorous.
This is a well crafted bit, he worked mightily on this.
Some great lines here…
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Hey, Let’s Go Play Lawn Darts!

Look on the Bright Side of Life
An upbeat little ditty from Monty Python.
Eric Idle wrote the lyrics and the music, and he warbled same.
A brilliant piece, at once uplifting and somewhat depressing.
Life’s a piece of something-something…
That’s One Way to Look at It…

Hissing Noise
A funny little slice of Robot Chicken.
The life of a super villain can be complicated.
Especially when ordering at a drive thru…
Warning…Snake Pun Ahead!

Mixed Nuts
A great set by Greg Warren.
He always has great sets, one of the few stand-up
comedians on the circuit who can say that.
His new release just came out and I’ll be posting
that real soon.
Some great lines here…
I’ll Take That in an IV Drip!

This is Ponderous
2NU with a classic novelty tune about surviving in a complicated world.
A little advice on the dangers of insider trading, plus what to do if you
get pushed out of an airplane carrying nothing more than a toaster
oven and a small dog…
And Always Put in a Gate…

