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Bank Robbery

This silly little slice of animation is from the 2011 flick, Rango.
I like the movie, it has some pretty funny scenes in it that I am
more than happy to post.
Having said that, the hype is ridiculously over the top.
Check out this Fan-Boy write up “Johnny Depp is spectacular as
Rango…”.
No, no he isn’t.
He “voiced” the dialogue of an animated pet lizard that had no idea
what to do when the times got tough, a mentally challenged chameleon
with no survival skills at all, that succeeded only because of sheer luck.
At no times was he “spectacular”.
But it was entertaining, and quite funny at times.
This scene has Rango getting outwitted by a trio of brain damaged moles
Hell bent on making a large withdrawal from the local bank.
And no, it was not spectacular…

Male Communication

This is important, stop giggling.
Many years ago men were quite good at communicating with women.
Through the medium of a large wooden club and a handful of hair the
all important social bonding took place with incredible efficiency.
After a while this method was deemed to be cruel and demeaning and it
was unceremoniously dropped.
It’s been downhill ever since.
For men at least.
Red Green is here to give you hope…

Playing Guitar

A really funny piece by one of my favorite stand-up comedians to play on
the show, Pete Correale.
He has righteous indignation down pat, with just a touch of snark for spice.
I like his kind of humor, some great lines here…



Courtroom Showdowns

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law had some difficult clients.
Even so, he managed to win almost all of his cases.
And by “winning” I mean he only electrocuted a very small
amount of them.
Success can certainly be measured by all the folks you
don’t kill, unless of course you’re an executioner.
He made Yogi cry…