Mojo Nixon and Skip Roper with a neat little piece
about poultry and compulsive gambling.
And they do indeed go hand in hand.
It starts with buying cheap lottery scratch tickets,
the next thing you know you find yourself at
KFC ogling the Family Sized Bucket.
It’s a slippery slope…

An absolute classic piece of humor from one of
the funniest movies ever created.
Michael Palin is the peasant, Terry Jones is his
wife, and Graham Chapman and Terry Gilliam are
King Arthur and Patsy respectively.
There is nothing funnier than a Monty Python flick.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail are at the top of
that heap.
The intelligence in this slice is as high as it gets…

A classic from the snark master himself, Kellen Erskine.
He shows some real brilliance here.
As funny as they come…

Shel Silverstein sounds like he’s trying to lose some poundage
and get into shape, he really does.
A lament wrapped up in a song about dropping weight.
He was such a master at getting his message across…

A rather stern piece about weight loss that might not
sit too well with the high BMI crowd.
And I understand, I really do.
Having said that, this piece is a classic comedy sketch
by The Frantics.
You realize at the end that he’s just an alcoholic crank
with a bone to pick…