An old tune, a brand new Weird Al sanctioned animation for it.
A funny piece, especially if you’re a bit skeptical about such things.
Count me in as one of those folks.
I’m a Scorpio, doesn’t look good for me today…

I must admit, my lips were quivering when he pulled the
finished product from the over, it looked that good to me.
I’m a vegetarian myself, I would substitute the beef stock
with some equally scrumptious vegetable concentrate.
Looks very tasty, I’d make a lot more…

This is a great set by Kellen Erskine.
His low level snark is a sight to behold, combined with a
top notch intellect he is a very entertaining stand-up comedian.
Some of his best work right here…

A really cool one from The Amoeba People.
The parents have the patience of a saint.
I would have sold her to gypsies…

The late, great Jack Elam was one Hell of a character actor.
He was really good as a villainous bad guy in old westerns.
He had a look that just screamed “Hate Me!”.
He also portrayed scruffy sidekicks and the like, he fit right in.
Jack played a crazy guy in a memorable Twilight Zone episode.
Later in his career he got more comedic roles, like this one.
Doctor Nicholas Van Helsing, a proctologist with one of the
largest middle fingers known to man!
A superb portrayal, certainly one of the more insane characters
in the 1981 Burt Reynolds flick, The Cannonball Run.
An interesting character indeed…