Author Archives: michael

Gourmet Firewood

Red Peters sent me an email a while back, out of the
blue with no prior back and forth, just to introduce
himself and announce his presence.
I, of course, had heard of him, lots of great material
over the years that I’ve played on the show.
He is a superb source of some classic comedy.
I love this piece, right up my alley.
Great imagery, heavy on the elite and all the snark
to go with it…


That Dresser Could Have Killed Me

Tommy Ryman has built a great career out of being
a mighty warrior, a man’s man, someone every
body builder in the world can look up to.
I am, of course, referring to his online dating profile.
Which could work quite well until date night hits.
In reality, he’s a smallish man, some might even say
wimpy, that plays the clarinet, keeps hedgehogs for
pets and cries during chick flicks.
He’s a great comedian who has found his shtick.
Some good lines here…