Red Green has wisdom that he wishes to impart on the masses.
Much to our delight.
Part sage, part stand-up comedian, all wise.
The above will be engraved on my grave stone.
In my dreams…

Bob Rivers with a seasonal ditty of frozen water, canines, and kidneys.
It’s that time of year folks, least I can do is nauseate the masses with
holiday cheer by way of tunes that will never leave your head.
You are most welcome…

Robot Chicken with a hilarious, and ridiculous, look at sending
pets down a slippery, snow covered slope, for prizes and prestige.
Mr. Mugs wins by a nose, nope, make that a toe…

Juston McKinney is a very funny fellow.
He has the right combo of snark, annoyance, and acceptance.
Being from this area he certainly knows his driving.
Winter is the worst, of course, the snow we get here is absurd.
I have personally driving over two million miles, most of it in
New England, and have seen it all.
A very funny bit, complete with slide show…

The Bobs with a well sung classic.
It’s that time of year.
Burnt corneas, light blocking shades, and insane electric bills.
Tra la la la laaaa, la la la laaaaaaaaaa…