A classic by Peter Alsop.
I too have one of those.
I alone have access to it!
Lucky for me…

A great episode on fries that dip.
I had an uncle that used to dip, until my aunt
drank out of his “dip cup” thinking it was coffee.
This is better!
I loves me some fries, hold the dip…

Dan Cummins with a dark yet humorous piece
about body parts, bad pets, and horrible choices.
Bad cobra, indeed!
No one gets hurt…

The Arrogant Worms with a lament of the red and white variety.
I hear the elves have a fund, ready to be tapped, in case the
jolly old fat bastard gets picked up by immigration.
Around this time of year Mrs. Claus can be seen drinking heavily…

A classic that I love to play on the show, especially around Halloween.
And seeing how this is pretty danged close to Halloween I am well
within my rights to do so.
So there.
It’s only just slightly dated, still humorous as much as a comedy sketch
about a funeral home will allow…