The Whitest Kids U’Know with a cautionary look at planning ahead.
The dying part always comes at the end…
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I Can See the Obituary Now…”He Was Almost Thirty…”

Rub Some Bacon on It!
Not what you would call a great medical diagnosis, but pigs
don’t really care for it either, so there’s that.
This is a decent quality “novelty” song, but I’m sure somebody
will try what Rhett and Link suggest, at least once…
Jammin’ With a Loaded Diaper!

Throwing a Baby
I’ll let Tommy Johnagin explain this one.
He can be a very funny guy, one of the better stand-up comedians.
He’s a bit on the dry side, building up a great story for more than a
few punch lines is his forte’.
Some good lines here…
Defense Driving Saves Lives, Doughnut Eater!

Battle of Wits
A superb scene from a classic movie.
The Princess Bride is a very entertaining flick, on many levels.
It’s witty, well acted, has a strong compelling plot, and it just
draws you in with it’s classy exchanges.
This is one such display, the antagonist, the protagonist, and
the poor defenseless damsel in distress in a well played out
back and forth that is quite well done.
Cary Elwes, Wallace Shawn, and Robin Wright are as good
as it gets…
We Have…Lift Off!

The California Kid
A classic tune from The Beat Farmers.
The late, great Country Dick Montana singing lead.
Old school, rude and lascivious, no hate mail please…
I Meant Them, But Please Disregard…

