This is the epitome of a humorous Monty Python ditty.
Lyrics and music by Eric Idle, with John Cleese and Terry
Jones added as a preservative and to reduce settling.
A grand piece, it gives you perspective when things don’t
seem to be going well.
From the flick of the same name…

From the 1986 Rodney Dangerfield flick “Back to School”.
A business class lesson can work two ways, as it is in this
case with Rodney as the real world business owner and
the business class professor as the instructor.
It’s the contrast between the two that makes this piece
entertaining, on paper versus reality.
Don’t mess with the waste removal guys…

Dan Cummins with a career choice for the ages.
I do like his attitude, but I would NOT want to live
next door to him.
Some great lines here…

The Chenille Sisters with a harmonious ode to the glorious
Cocoa Bean and all its fixins’.
They make it sound so tasty.
Rumor has it when eaten it feels like you’ve fallen in love.
Not sure I want that kind of commitment…

Not sure why you would need 10 ways to peel such things
but here they are.
You Suck at Cooking returns next week with 12 ways to
crack an egg!
I jest, bet it happens though.
Or maybe 14 ways to shell a peanut?
I have way too much on my hands…