Red Green may be home spun but he does tell it like it is.
Not what you’d call laugh out loud funny, Red makes you smile.
Like the rest of us, he has a low tolerance for those that aren’t smart.
And not the ones that are born that way, the ones that stay that way
because it’s comfortable…

The original Connie Vannett classic!
There are double entendres, and there are…this.

Android Poultry with a neat little poke at felines, hero worship,
and annoying chubby little girls.
It’s about time someone tackled the important issues of the day!
Cage seems a bit small…

Zoltan Kaszas has some good points here but I remain unconvinced.
I have had both animals in my home, they both have their good points.
A long walk with your dog can be quite fulfilling.
A long walk with your cat can make you homicidal.
I rest my case…

Started off with some Commander Cody doing a tune
Cab Calloway made famous.
Mr. Newhart with a classic piece of mirth.
Played a sketch that SNL did way back when they were funny.
Food Block of epic proprtions.
But of course.
Stan, June and Daws all in one superb skit.
I wish you’d all quit bickering and eat me.
Up until that point in history nobody had ever stated
that before.
A Low T Block.
Death Block.
Transportation Block.
Meat Block!
Divorce Block?!
What the @#$% was I thinking?!
George gets the top spot with a top shelf masterpiece…

Minnie the Moocher- Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
Introducing Tobacco to Civilization- Bob Newhart
Buying Stuff- Kellen Erskine (s-up)
Things Could Be Worse, I Could Be You- Ogden Edsl w/ Bill Frenzer
Shimmer- The Not Ready for Prime Time Players
Men’s Cooking Show- Richard Jeni (s-up)
Hungarian Goulash- Allan Sherman
This Meatloaf Tastes Like Wood- Phil Hartman
Chinese Food- Jake Johannsen (s-up)
Type A- John Forster
St. George and the Dragnet- Stan, June, and Daws
Radon Test- Paul Nardizzi (s-up)
Will the Turtle Be Unbroken- Tom Paxton
Lifeboat- Monty Python
Small Guy- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
Wimpiest White Man in the World- Gerry House
Nads- D.J. Hazard
The Worse Word- John Mulaney (s-up)
Swamp Witch- Jim Stafford
It’s Not Alive- Travesty Ltd.
Dead- Dan Cummins (s-up)
I Hold Your Hand in Mine- Tom Lehrer
Crime and the Carpet Cleaner- Tom Mabe
Ignorance or Arrogance- Tyler Boeh (s-up)
The Aggressive Bee- MC Mr. Napkins
Henri’s Arctic Outfitters- The Royal Canadian Air Farce
Public Transportation- Jimmy Tingle (s-up)
Truckers- Corky & the Juice Pigs
Bus Driver- The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Pulled Pork- Jim Colliton (s-up)
You’re a Hamburger- Radio Free Vestibule
Meat-O-Matic- Late Show
Tennis Gift Certificate- Mitch Hedberg (s-up)
Merry Little Minuet- The Kingston Trio
Escape from Alimony- Larry Weaver
Getting Divorced- Nick Griffin (s-up)
Divorce Service- Rowan Atkinson
Euphemisms- George Carlin (s-up)