The Arrogant Worms aren’t too crazy about the neighbor’s canine.
I lived next door to one like that, it was most annoying.
And, yes, there were times I wanted to duct tape the little ankle biter
to the rear door of the UPS truck that drives by every now and then.
And that’s When I was in a good mood!
The Worms are much more civilized than I am…

He gets it.
Parking as a metaphor for life.
I’m not parked yet!
Will be a while, parallel parking with lots of traffic…

Robot Chicken wishes to educate you in how not
to die from natural causes.
Sorta.
They also wish to convey their deep mistrust towards cats…

Heywood Banks with a thoughtful tune about mattress sales, new
car discounts, and false patriotism.
A nice one, actually, tales down a curtain or two…

Cy Amundson with a great bit about manning up.
Kinda.
Cy is a superb story teller, not a one-liner man at all, he likes
to lay the groundwork for a really nice punch line.
Like this piece…