Mike Cross with a clever song about card games
and the people who take advantage of them to
steal your pants!
I’ll bet this is one from experience, sounds it…

Mike Nichols and Elaine May with a classic!
Love conquers all, including dying patients.
Apparently…

Myq Kaplan with a smart set on bread like substances
and the folks who snarf them!
He’s an intelligent guy with razor sharp wit that I
love to play on the show, funny stuff.
I happen to be out as well…

The Chenille Sisters with a grand little ditty about
why it’s never a great idea to honk off a lady person!
Seriously, don’t do it.
I’d sooner whack a gorilla in the junk with a ping pong paddle
than to cross a dame.
I’m currently channeling Mike Hammer, please check back later…

From the very first year of Saturday Night Live comes this
gem with almost the whole cast in on this one!
1975 was a long time ago but this is still quite funny.
Mangled Baby Ducks, ewwwwwwwwwww…