Monthly Archives: January 2018

Deteriorata

Norman Rose and Melissa Manchester with a superb
piece of insanity from the early 1970’s album
National Lampoon’s Radio Dinner!
I have taken many lines from this masterpiece over
the years, it is immensely quotable.
I have always known that I have no right to be here…

The Rebels Won

I love this one!
A parody of Star Wars with a realistic bent to it.
Wouldn’t break my heart if they didn’t make another movie.
If they do Jar Jar should be the hero.
Ripped from years of lifting, and seething with hatred
from criticism, mixed martial artist Jar Jar Binks saves the galaxy!
Anybody with me on this one…?
Give ‘im a phaser and set it on “Back at Ya!”.
A war between Star Trek and Star Wars would be kind of cool.
My money’s on Picard, one Photon Torpedo to the forehead
and Yoda would be toast…