Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie (best damned comedy
troupe name EVER!) with a Summer greeting of sorts.
Some inspirational advice contained within, you just
have to sort through it a bit.
Longest day of the year, enjoy yourselves!

Michael Somerville with a humorous piece
on living with a loved one.
As in a romantic relationship.
They can be touch and go at times.
Some great lines here…

Graduation and the beginning of Summer
dominate the programming for this week’s show.
Of course the classic piece by Daniel Tosh was a
good choice, as was the Dave Cash oration.
Absolutely hilarious material by Tommy Ryman
and Kellen Erskine, two of my favorite stand-up
comedians at the moment.
Kellen is very quickly becoming my first choice
to create a laugh when needed, he’s a very smart
comic with a deadpan style all his own.
An old favorite from Uncle Shelby, one of his best.
Mall block, cat block, cinder block.
All with a keen eye set on the upcoming Summer
festivities, see you on the lake, I’m the guy with
the blue kayak and the smile on his face…

The Sunscreen Marketing Board Presents- Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Look at all Those Idiots- The Simpsons
Grocery Store Corral Guy- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout- Shel Silverstein
Appleby & Myers: Are You Ugly?- National Lampoon
Bernard Shapiro- Richard Jeni (s-up)
The Volcano Song- Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club
Dammitall- The Congress of Wonders
5 Minute University- Father Guido Sarduci (s-up)
This is Ponderous- 2NU
Encor Instant Coffee- The Vestibules
The Mall- Steve McGrew (s-up)
At the Mall- The Air Pirates
Junior’s Discount Frozen Embryo World- Reverend Billy C Wirtz
Fighting- Michael Somerville (s-up)
The Graduation Song- Rhett and Link
Nails- The Look People
Housekeeping- Kevin Meaney (s-up)
I’m on the Phone- HYULP
Captain Greg- Corky & the Juice Pigs
Kids Names, Palestinian background- Aron Kader (s-up)
Happy Boy- The Beat Farmers
Your Dog or Your Daughter- The Coalition of Unified Men
Buying Stuff- Kellen Erskine (s-up)
Please Use this Song- Jon Lajoie
Zap-a-Cat- Royal Canadian Air Farce
Cats- Tommy Johnagin (s-up)
Catbox- The Four Postmen
Type “A” Vacation Village- Synaptic Anarchy Playhouse
Golfing- Paul Nardizzi (s-up)
Codependent- Paddy Brown the Green Grass
Gerald- Not the 9:00 News
Energy Drinks- Nick Griffin (s-up)
The Bear Song- Lorne Elliott
You People are Fat- The Frantics
Swimming- Demetri Martin (s-up)
The Verb to Be- Dave Cash
Commencement Speech- Daniel Tosh (s-up)

Rhett & Link with an ode to those that have
spent the last twelve to fifteen years trying
to make it through the school system.
It’s meant to be humorous, but it does bring
a bit of anxiety to the table, knowing that there
WILL be obstacles.
Like college, for one!
Still, there will be many times where the
overwhelming urge to lock yourself in the garage
with the car running will subside and you may
actually even enjoy your lot in life.
Until the next life changing dilemma of course.
These guys have it pegged…

Dave Cash with a lesson of sorts.
I’m not really sure what that lesson may be
but it should be a learning experience of some sort.
Then again, life is like that, we learn from all that we do.
Yeah…sure.
Of course I don’t believe a word of it, sometimes you
have to type/say things that aren’t true.
THAT is the real lesson in life!
Nothing is as it seems.
The world is full of disappointment.
You are just a speck of dust in the scheme of things.
Feel better now?!
As I said, a lesson…