A dark one by Robot Chicken.
I have no problem with that.
Don’t pet him…

A classic by Dan Cummins.
It’s dark, that’s his style, when he hits a certain
point his absurdity is damned funny!
Does he bite?

Todd Snider with a clever song about numbers
and heavy drinking.
He’s an interesting talent, has lots of charm and
some serious stage presence, not to mention the
skills to go with it.
A couple of naughty words, they’ll make Granny
throw stuff at the cat, you might want to compensate
for that…

This is a dark and zany one from those jaundice
cartoon folks we all know and love.
From 2002, the fourteenth season, Treehouse
of Horror XIII, Homer is cloned far too many
times for the Earth’s natural resources to be
maintained in a proper fashion.
Some very funny lines here, the imagery is a
freakin’ hoot as well.
I’d love to own a hammock like that…

This is a great one by Kathleen Madigan.
Describing her sister as being very friendly and happy
and herself as being not like that at all makes for a
funny comparison breakdown.
I do so love her sense of humor, one of the very best…