Monthly Archives: August 2019

3 Easy Chip Dips

You Suck at Cooking with some options on
what to dip and with what.
That balance is important, you don’t want to
immerse your favorite Ruffled potato chip
into sheep dip, and you shouldn’t drop a poker
chip into a high end onion and sour cream medley.
As with anything else common sense reigns supreme.
After perusing this you should go forth and dip.
And dip like there’s no tomorrow…


Inner Idiot

Christopher Titus with a glimpse at the inner voice
that we all seem to carry with us.
The one that tells us we’re not good enough.
His never shuts up apparently.
I least I can get mine drunk, stops talking
completely and just drools.
He can’t seem to shake his, much to our entertainment…

The Cat’s 9 Lives Song

Rhett and Link and guest with a cool little ditty about
felines and the calamity that befalls them.
I don’t think I’ve ever used befalls in a sentence before.
I was cagey when I typed “and guest”, I think Hannah
Hart has a very alluring singing voice and I couldn’t
resist posting this.
I’m a sucker for a sexy cat!
Yes, I take medication…


Going to a Restaurant Alone

Greg Warren with a really funny piece on eating out.
This guy is a great stand-up comedian, he seems to get
better with age, a really tight comic that makes me laugh.
He has a nervous, yet subtle, energy that just propels his
humor forward.
I play a variation of this on the show, it’s a classic!
An Orangutan and ping pong ball themed eatery will
be in heavy demand in the near future, I can just feel it…