A neat little number by the late, great Robbie Benoit.
It’s pronounced Ben-noyt if you are not French, Ben-wa
if you are.
There are fates worse than death…

A great one from Kathleen Madigan off of her latest
recording “Bothering Jesus”.
She sounds like she had a heck of a good time doing it.
On top of her game and as good as ever.
Intervention?
Ha!

Rik Roberts with a piece about looking in both
directions before crossing the road.
A twisted metaphor but somewhat accurate.
I like this one, creative and somewhat hopeful.
Did I mention a bit twisted as well?
Did just then, so there…

Rhett and Link with a novel way with which to purloin funds.
I’m a tea man myself, the thought of a five dollar cup of
bean juice confuses me, in a paper cup no less.
Orange Pekoe, plain, served in a white ceramic mug.
No surprises, no disappointments.
In the cup anyway…

Jim Gaffigan with a piece about being rubbed the wrong way.
Kinda.
He doesn’t seem to care much for massages.
I understand his point of view here, it’s a personal issue of
sorts, such intimacy with a stranger takes a bit to get used to.
Personally I love being pawed like a salmon on Take a
Grizzly to Lunch Day, I find it quite invigorating.
I look forward to my monthly massage therapy so much that I
show up at the session already oiled up, wearing nothing but
a towel and a smile.
Gotta go easy on the lube though, first time I went too heavy,
slid into the drivers side and flew right out the passenger window.
Wouldn’t have been too bad had my towel not stayed in the car.
After a brief explanation the charges were dropped…