Da Yoopers with a holiday song about sharing,
love, and family.
Actually no, not at all.
It’s about Rust Buckets and the poor @#$%#&*s
who drive them.
I can certainly relate, I’m from New England, the
only things that don’t rust around here are
plastic lawn chairs, glass, and babies.
And I highly recommend coating the latter in a
viscous substance of extreme durability, if it
isn’t already…they usually are, just saying.
’tis the season…

Shake is being a nuisance, as usual.
He stole Carl’s chair.
Now he wants cockroaches to revere him.
He has low standards…what can I say?
Fry to the rescue.
Maybe.

Greg Warren with a piece from his One Star Wonder recording.
I like Greg, he sounds very good on the show, a real nice fit.
He has a style all his own, cerebral, snarky and slightly peeved.
Just don’t tease him about his eating habits and you’ll be fine…

Dave Rudolf with a fitting lament.
It’s not even Winter yet and I’ve already used up
all of my snow removal budget for the year.
When I say budget, I mean muscles.
And patience.
Stay away from the yellow stuff…

Fry invents, Shake abuses same.
History repeats itself.
Carl’s gonna have a headache when he wakes up…