No Time with a song for the ages.
Or, I should say, a song for the aged.
Dark, very dark, dark green.
Soylent Green…

It’s Monday, I’m in the mood for something cute.
Looking no further than everyone’s favorite
lanolin oozing farm animal.
I love these folks…no dialogue, all visuals!
It’s amazing what they manage to get out of
stop action animation without any audio.
Truly impressive on many levels.
Remember kids, it’s the sugar that makes you fat.
Graze light and avoid the Little Debbies…

https://youtu.be/xJHZ1tA2DIo

Dennis Gaxiola with a pretty funny bit about
keeping the peace with the spousal unit.
He’s a cool stand-up comedian, laid back but
on top of the important stuff.
He has some great advice, take it for what it’s worth…

Sorry for posting this late, a four day holiday weekend,
too much to eat, and a lack of motivation has vexed me.
It was a good show, I hit on all the stereotypes…food,
football, and family get-togethers.
And Thanksgiving!
I skipped the Adam Sandler song, and the classic Arlo Guthrie
piece we have all come to know and love.
The former due to apathy, the latter because every radio station
in America has played it at least twice already today.
Had to spotlight the genius of Stan Freberg, a true master of
his craft, satire was redefined when he hit his stride.
Overindulgence was big this week (there’s a pun there somewhere).
A Black Friday song to put things in perspective.
Boy did this year fly by!
There’s another major holiday coming up, a few actually.
Even more satire in the next few weeks, gotta love that.
I know I certainly do, if you don’t make fun of life it will kill ya.
It will anyway, but at least you get a few shots in.
Onward and upward…

Mystery Lunch- The Ziggens
Soup Opera- Stevens and Grdnic
Holidays- Tommy Ryman (s-up)
Hungarian Goulash- Allan Sherman
Pilgrim’s Progress/Take an Indian to Lunch- Stan Freberg
Eat Like an American- Jim Gaffigan (s-up)
Fast Food- Stevens and Grdnic
Thanksgiving- Heywood Banks
Men’s Cooking Show- Richard Jeni (s-up)
Great Green Gobs- Penn Jillette
Breakfast- The Evolution Control Committee
All You Can Eat- Kevin Meaney (s-up)
Black Friday- Steve Couch
House of Liver- Mack and Jamie
Food- Michael Somerville (s-up)
Eat All the Old People- No Time
Lunch- The Evolution Control Committee
Eating Right- Steve Macone (s-up)
Making Cookies- Rich Segall
Meat-O-Matic- The Late Show
Eating- Harland Williams (s-up)
Rub Some Bacon On It- Rhett and Link
Dropkick Me, Jesus- Bobby Bare
Turnips- John Pinette (s-up)
Da Turkey Song- Bananas at Large
Dinner- The Evolution Control Committee
Kountry Kettle- Jeff Caldwell (s-up)
What the Hell Did You Eat?- Todd Yohn
You People are Fat- The Frantics
Greg vs. Restaurants- Greg Warren (s-up)
Refried Beans- Cledus T Judd
Pitfalls of Choice- Whole World
Eating Out- Rita Rudner (s-up)
Slaw Lane- Kip Addotta
Possum Loaf- The Trailer Park Troubadours
Chinese Food- Jake Johannsen (s-up)
Eating Siamese- Tony Wolf
The Frog and Peach- Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
The Asparagus- Noel Paul Stookey (not really s-up but close enough)

Cledus T Judd with a tail of woe.
🙂

This is kinda gross, but it’s pretty funny as well.
A cosmic balance of sorts.
I believe it’s a Karmic thing.
Whenever I hear of someone who wins big in
the lottery I go out of my way to kick a puppy.
You are welcome.
Leslie Nielsen is the guy with the mic, The
Naked Gun from 1988…