Monthly Archives: March 2020

Your Horoscope for Today


I don’t post a lot of Weird Al here, I’m not a huge fan of
musical parody, most of it is not very clever.
Having said that, I do appreciate Mr. Yankovic and I
embrace his original material quite a bit.
This is a prime example of what he can do when he|
puts his mind to it.
Kurt Cobain had a point…


You Got Something There

Kevin James and Kim Coates with a pleasant
little piece of absurdity.
If I had a beard I would worry about losing
food in it and have people point out the
various edibles contained within.
“Is that a leg of…lamb?!”
An unwarranted fear perhaps, considering
I’m a vegetarian.
More like, “Where the hell did my cat go?!”
Or, “So that’s where I left my pants!”…



Bodybuilders

Jim Gaffigan with a look at pumping iron.
I used to work at a fitness club and I saw
lots of this stuff, overly muscled men and
women pushing a workout to its extreme.
It CAN take over your life, if you let it.
It’s like anything else I guess…


I Wish I Were

Da Vinci’s Notebook with a song of longing.
Which is very different from one of shortening.
The former spotlights your heartfelt desires, the
latter is more for baking muffins.
I’m not saying you can’t lust after a great hot muffin
but that’s a story for another time.


Many Evil Bosses

This is hilarious!
The premise is that the Minions (yes, capital letter) went
from evil boss to evil boss over the many years here on
Earth, learning as they went.
Eventually ending up with Gru.
That’s probably a good thing, as Gru has a pretty keen
mind, unlike some of the evil losers that the Minions
(Yes, capital M…didn’t we talk about this?) had been
associating with previously.
Moral of the story?
If you’re going to tell a grizzly bear to bugger off a
fly swatter is probably not the go-to tool to get it done…