Gary Gulman with a funny piece
about all the losers his mom dates.
I summed it up a bit, but that pretty
much covers it.
I like to play this track on the show.
He has the snark and the subject
matter to be a great stand-up comedian.
She dated a cobbler once…

Baldbox (Rob Balder and Shoebox) with a
neat little ditty about things that go together.
So to speak.
Sounds like they do anyways.
Clever and witty, you get your moneys worth…

The Naked Gun 2 1/2 and Leslie Nielsen with a very
funny scene about lonely artists and large mustaches.
Curious as to what George saw on that last sketch!
Use your imagination, he certainly did…

Not “my” wife, that would be Adam Ferrara’s spouse.
She sounds a bit anal retentive.
Okay, more than a bit.
She would be absolutely miserable at my house.
I consider dust to be a wood preservative.
Someday archeologists will visit my living room and
reward me handsomely for relics discovered within.
Until then I run my vacuum cleaner only when I
need to find my shoes.
Lower your standards, life won’t hurt as much…

They won’t let him go to law school.
Could be worse.
Kenny Young & the Eggplants with a legal brief.
Lawful underpants coming your way…