My father used to tell me that.
Not really sure why, I just assumed it was
due to heavy drinking.
Brak holds your paw and takes you down
the path of learning, it’s the least he can do…

Aaron Aryanpur with a tight set on vacation plans,
family matters and texting pater.
He’s pretty good, I’ll look into his material for the show.
“Who is this?” indeed…

The New Duncan Imperials with a song of
domestic portability, and all the imperfections
that go with it.
I lived in a mobile home for a few years, it was
certainly a novel experience.
Not bad really, but it is definitely not a top notch
domicile of high repute…nothing is standard, all
repairs have to be procured from a concern that
deals with mobile home parts, and I do mean all.
Great lyrics here…

Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding performing a
non sequitur with a bit of a dentistry bent to it.
I once had a root canal done without a pain
killer, the dentist was sure that I was mistaken
and he kept asking me if I wanted one.
I managed to get it done without being numbed.
Three days later I called to tell him that I changed
my mind and that I was coming right over…

And other adventures.
The late, great Greg Giraldo was a talented stand-up
comedian with keen insights on the human condition.
Makes sense in a way, he was a lawyer before he became
a comedian, a bit of overlap here.
He was also profane as hell.
I’ve wanted to post more of his material but there isn’t
a lot of it on the internet that is tame enough for my liking.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m no priest, and I swear like a sailor
but I try to keep posts as uncontroversial as possible, for all
sorts of folks and the occasional house pet or two.
It’s always good to know your audience, I accept and
welcome any and all feedback and I’ve been told that my
posting is a draw precisely because it is somewhat mellow
and “not too indecent”.
Not sure what that means, but I’ll take it as a positive.
Having said that, Greg pushes it a little here, some adult
material, with a noted lack of profanity though, if there are
any “Holier than Thou” types in the immediate area you may
want to warn them that their lives are about to be altered in
ways that may never be fully explained.
Or, you could just explain to them that this is your house and
to sit down and shut the hell up.
Seriously, if you think THIS is bad I would highly recommend
that you DON’T watch any of his Roasts, even I cringed at some
of that material.
This is pretty funny, albeit a bit twisted…