Monthly Archives: May 2020

The Chainsaw Juggler

The Four Postmen are as cool as penguin poop.
And twice as colorful.
The lyrics are to chuckle over, and the musicianship
is pretty darned good as well.
Rumor has it they throw brand new hundred dollar
bills into the crowd when they perform.
Three of the above four sentences are inaccurate.
If you think you know which ones, please send a
ten dollar bill along with your guess to me.
If your name is picked I’ll smile broadly and think
of you at X-mas time.
Do not try this at home…



T-Shirt War!

Rhett and Link did this years ago but it seems as fresh
today as the armpit stains on the shirts themselves.
222 T-shirts were used in making this stop-motion piece.
Not to mention the incredible amount of time it took.
Worth the time spent…


Canadians Are Not the Nice Ones

Rob Bebenek has a point.
We’re the nice ones!
Sorry, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.
Canadians are so damned courteous and kind you
want to smack them.
And therein lies the rub.
Most of my relatives are from Quebec and I can
attest to their rude public displays of nicety.
Up there it gets you a promotion, down here it
gets you killed.
Strange world we live in.
Rub a dub dub…