An iconic scene from the 1993 Coneheads Movie.
You have to love the smug look on Beldar’s face
when he slides the shades on.
A spectacular example of Safe and Insane…
Monthly Archives: July 2020
Fair Enough

Fireworks Song
Rhett and Link with a fantastic little tune about
pyrotechnics and the folk who lights them.
A very well done piece, the singing is quite good.
Be safe and sane people, end the day with the
same amount of fingers you started with…
This is a River You Idiots!

Illegal Fireworks
From season 7, Homer visits the Lil’ Valu-Mart with
the intention of buying some serious fireworks.
He succeeds, much to the dismay of the dishwasher.
Do NOT try this at home!
Maybe the neighbor’s will let you…
Took My Pants!

Ten-Finger Johnny
Paul and Storm with a stupendous 4th of July
ditty for the ages!
Careful with those pyrotechnics kids, they can scatter
your nose picking implements all over the yard.
Let Johnny be a warning to all of you…
I Think the Kids Made it Out…

Washington Crosses the Delaware
I absolutely adore the back and forth between Washington,
his second in command, and the boat owner.
Stan Freberg was George, Barney Phillips was the Lieutenant,
and Peter Leeds was the Boat Man, all in superb voice.
Master of satire at his peak, nobody better, Stan Freberg and
the vocal talent he hired are to be remembered…
And I Have to Eat with These Hands…

