Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer with a joyful ditty.
Proud of his lot in life, and well he should be.
Chap Hop at its finest…
Monthly Archives: July 2020
Straight Away, Sir

Homer Buys an Ice Cream Truck
Every young boys dream, it sure was mine.
Not quite in that fashion however.
Two belts for Homer?
Oh…No!

Self Driving Cars
Kellen Erskine is a superb stand-up comedian.
Dry wit, sharp as a tack and very aware, he has a
lot of the tools necessary to win over an audience.
One of my favorites to play on the show.
Lots of great lines in this bit…
A Nice Quiet Drive in the Country

Bike Stop
A clever one by MC Mr. Napkins.
Zach Sherwin is a pretty talented rapper.
Paints a great mental picture.
Always follow the law, boys and girls.
Or McGruff the Crime Pooch will piddle on your leg…
If You Say So…

Something’s Wrong with Gilligan’s Island
Certainly sounds that way to me.
A pretty funny piece by The Vestibules, especially
if you grew up on the show, like I did.
As the old saying goes, the professor can make a radio
out of coconuts and beach sand but he can’t patch a
hole in the damned boat…?!
Three Hour Cruise, You Say?

