Lonzo and Oscar with an old classic they made famous
back in the late 1940’s.
As goofy as they look in that promo shot they certainly
do look happy.
Maybe that’s the secret, the goofier you are the more
at peace you are with the world,
That would explain much…

G Xavier Robillard with a brief explanation as to
why he avoids chewing on small sleeping bags full
of meat, cheese and girl scouts.
Mr. Robillard has high standards.
I, on the other hand, have no such inhibitions.
If held far enough away, with the sun in your eyes,
they look just like a loaded diaper…

A disturbing, yet oddly compelling, diatribe about everyone’s
favorite cardboard and faux maple syrup late night source.
I have never understood pancakes or waffles, and yes they
are most definitely the same thing.
Eating two bites from one and I’m full, yet my stomach starts
to growl like it’s devoid of cheesy comestibles.
It’s the same feeling I get if I eat an empty cereal box.
When I worked down south I would eat at the local WH and
choke back some black coffee, grits, and home fries.
It wasn’t too bad, I’m still alive.
If you want to call it that…

Cledus T Judd with a tune from the gated community.
A true lament if I’ve ever heard one.
Still, it’s an improvment over what they used to do to
horse thieves back in the day.
A lot of name dropping here…

Perhaps the funniest scene in all the Monty Python movies
is this absolute gem from The Life of Brian.
According to legend the guards were extras that were told
to not, under any circumstances, laugh during the filming.
They knew what they were doing.
It’s not just that portion of the acting that makes it great.
The way Graham Chapman reacts to being abused, the
dialogue leading up to Caesar’s word play, the way
John Cleese offers up some suggestions, all are superb
additions to the scene as a whole.
I weally mean that…