The Chardon Polka Band with a lager toe tapper.
Well done, good people, well done!
Their hearts are in the right place…

Newton Ames with a public service message.
Your parody is spot on when you aren’t sure if it’s parody.
Those Eskimos know a thing or two, yes siree…

David Crowe is an excellent stand-up comedian.
I enjoy playing him on the show and I receive
positive feedback when I do so.
His comparison between the two liquids is
quite accurate, we beer drinkers are often
looked down upon.
Especially when we’re passed out on the floor…