The Hollytones with a cheerful tune of seasonal compensation.
Certainly beats a Jelly of the Month gift subscription.
If in doubt add a couple of extra zeros, and spell my name right…

This is a pretty funny slice of Banana Midget tomfoolery.
There appears to be a very small Banana Midget Kevin
and a much, much larger Kevin that is not a Banana Midget.
Not being fully versed in Banana Midget sociology I can
only conclude that neither Banana Midget Kevin would
look very appetizing sitting, sliced atop my morning cereal.
Having said that, I marvel at the fact that no two Banana
Midgets look alike.
I need to find a new hobby…

Tim Young with a funny set.
Teeth, Eyes, Kidneys and Faces factor into the mix.
Not a stew, grandma hasn’t snapped and ruined
Christmas dinner, not to worry.
And if she asks you for the above politely decline…

Rumor has it Dan Hart was a practicing psychologist when he
decided to throw it all away to become a comedian.
A worthy career change, if only more people would do that.
Reminds me a bit of Tom Lehrer, good with a lyric he is…

Gilda Radner and Bill Murray with a seasonal classic.
Nope, you can’t have that…or that either.
Santa is harsh…