
Security, To the Transporter Room…with Mops!


Tommy Ryman has a sad, his favorite pet rodent
bit the big one and it won’t flush.
Actually, that’s pretty mean of me, he and his
wife actually liked the little critter.
A proper burial is what they seek.
Good luck with that!
Tommy’s a funny guy, one of the better ones
on the circuit…

The Whitest Kids U’ Know with a Shout Out.
A LOUD Shout Out…to your @#$%^& off Neighbors!
If they weren’t when you started they soon will be…

I absolutely love this piece by Riders in the Sky.
They are primarily a country western/cowboy
oriented band, every now and then they do a
humorous bit on a recording that I just have to
play on the show.
This is one of them.
Lots going on here, it must have taken a while
to make this work.
A great bit, very clever stuff…
Kyle Kinane with a very humorous practical joke
that I wish I had thought of.
He’s can be a morbid comic for sure, there’s lots of
funny to be had when it gets dark.
Nibblin’ on the newborn, do NOT try this at home…

Tom Rush with a memorable ditty.
I’m getting older, my memory ain’t
what it used to be, it’s to be expected.
This is a great piece, if you can remember
it later it’s even better…