Monthly Archives: September 2021

Baby Jokes

And who doesn’t like laughing at babies?
And the cool thing is they have no idea you’re
not laughing WITH them.
Most of them just look at you with that “If I’m not
mistaken I may be sitting in something lumpy!”
stare that they are so well known for.
They also like it when you sing all those bawdy
adult drinking songs you learned in the Navy.
Not really sure why.
Tommy Johnagin is familiar with all this baby
stuff, he was once one himself, so he knows of
that which he speaks.
Some great lines here…



I Wish I Were

Da Vinci’s Notebook with a melancholy look at
Existentialism and the folks who love it.
Actually, I was being snarky but upon review
it’s pretty danged accurate.
Their hearts are in the right place.
Just behind the breast bone, a bit to the left.
If you ever feel the urge to sing this tune you
must sigh heavily right after it ends, it’s the law…


Fast Food

Jim Gaffigan with a witty, and slightly snarky, look
at stuffing ones fat face.
I’m getting ahead of myself, and Jim.
Fast food will never be considered healthy eating.
Convenience and salty/greasy/tasty are the draw.
And the average American BMI just happens to be
the average American IQ…the latter being way too
low and the former being way too high.
Mr. Gaffigan will explain all…