A classic by the late, disturbed Screaming Jay Hawkins.
He was actually a pretty decent blues musician before
he decided to take on the theatrical persona that made
him the pop icon he later became.
He joined the army with a forged birth certificate at
the age of 13, becoming a military boxing champion
while stationed in Alaska, later joining the air force
and getting an honorable discharge in 1952.
He made quite a living with his on-stage antics, he
was on all of the important talks shows, made a
movie or three and released many a recording
over his many years performing his standards.
He has a few different versions of this tune, I may
play the really disturbed variation later on in the month.
He sure put his soul into it…

Only YOU can make sure Uncle Buford never breeds.
Send all of the money in your bank account to me.
Here at the station.
Don’t delay.
I’ll do what I can…

Andy Hendrickson with a tale of brotherly woe.
He’s a great stand-up comedian, laid back and a
bit on the cerebral side, with solid material and
a decent rapport with the audience.
He seems resigned to his fate…

Uncle Bonsai with a very reasonable explanation as to
why cheerleaders do what they do.
I thought it had something to do with an unhealthy lust
for pom-poms but what do I know?
This should have been a #1 hit, there is no god…

This is irrefutable proof that first cousins should not marry.
This is the same type of shenanigans that brought down the
British royal family so stop it already!
I mean seriously, when all your kids look like they belong
on a porch with a banjo maybe it’s time to start dating outside
your gene pool, that’s all I’m saying…